Spammers should not be allowed to live anymore

Seriously. Everyone's tired of you. You have no friends. No one is interested in you or searches for you on the internet or talks about you with their friends. No one has a "good" experience with you. Like, if I go to the grocery store, or call a customer service line, and the people on the other end are cool and help me out, I'm gonna be like, "Hey! Thanks dude! That person is awesome for helping their fellow man and making things easier for me because I needed help and wasn't afraid to ask for it, and they were even less afraid to offer what they knew to assist me." But NO ONE. NO ONE. NO ONE has ever said, "Hey, that last spam/virus ridden e-mail I got was really great. It helped further me in a direction I wished to go and I can honestly say that at least in some tiny, insignificant way, my life has improved because of my experience with this form of advertising/aimless malice." You think the person who writes the viruses or sends out the spam feels good about him or herself (ok, itself)? I bet if they hadn't been rendered incapable of human emotion or basic human interaction techniques as a result of years of self-induced solitude by being freaking losers, they would cry themselves to sleep at night realizing that if anyone knew what they did, they wouldn't like them, and in all likelihood, if their mothers found out, she'd probably be the first to kick them in the nuts and thank them for vindicating her reasoning that their birth was a mistake all along. I think Trojan should be sued just because spammers exist. There's no way these guys are genetic realities. The testicles probably see the condom and go, "Oh, it's ok, throw out the ones we screwed up on so we don't have to wait until his next shower." 17 seconds later (I'm just using myself as an example), both reproductive systems scream in horror as the condom tears and millions of mistakes just begging to be given a chance to prove Darwin right are released to unleash their terror upon the world. 20 years later, I have to deal with this SHIT in my blog comment lines when one of these losers gets bored after misplacing his 12-sided die. Don't know what I'm talking about? Read the comments from the last few posts and then come back to this. I'll give you a taste of what I'm talking about right now...

So, here's a line that was posted in my comments; "Hey, you have a great blog here! I'm definitely going to bookmark you! I have a ukrainian brides site. It pretty much covers ukrainian brides related stuff. Come and check it out if you get time :-) " Where do I start? Where do I even start? If you really have such a strong death wish that you feel it is absolutely necessary to spam my BLOG, at least take the time to make it not SUCK. I don't even feel like dissecting this whole thing. How about just this. 'It pretty much covers ukrainian brides related stuff"????? I have a question. How many things are related to ukrainian brides? My guess is two. The ukrainian brides themselves, and then the spammers that post these messages and are in the market to buy a ukrainian bride. I've got bad news for you guys. Even they're not THAT desperate. They probably get to eat one potato a week and chew on a piece of leather as a Russian mafia pimp beats them with a vodka bottle, but they'll stay there before they'll take the $10,000 you'll pay them to coexist with you.

But hold on, it gets better. Here's a message on my next post: "Hey, you have a great blog here! I'm definitely going to bookmark you!I have a ##finasteride ## site/blog. It pretty much covers ##finasteride## related stuff.Come and check it out if you get time :-) " OH GOOD! I've been looking for an all "pound pound finasteride pound pound" website SLASH(????) blog. They can't even tell me what it is. They're just throwing it all out there in case one them might interest me in downloading the virus that gets them off as it infects people's computers. For those of you that don't know, Finasteride is a drug used mainly to reduce prostate swelling in elderly men. I'm not sure what ##finasteride## is exactly, but I'm pretty sure it's the same idea, but with more pound signs. How esoteric is this? They're hoping that just maybe, someone reading the COMMENTS on this personal blog RANT, will be over the age of 50 and have a swollen prostate gland, AND knows what the freaking crap finasteride even is. Sure, they got lucky with this blogger and now I have a virus on my computer, but the point is, I'm sure they could have thought of things that would generally interest the average reader. I'm pretty sure 95% of my readers would have clicked if you saved yourself the trouble and just wrote a link that said "FREE PORN (with and without dolphins)".

I don't wish ill upon everyone, just a narrow majority of the people that exist. But, spammers and virus coders, I have to congratulate you on officially topping the list. I hope you learn what a real virus is when you contract syphillis from your ukrainian prostitue and then contract the "my fist through your esophagus" virus. Please die.