I'm Moving at the Speed of Technology

I'm working on something. I'm slow. I know. I'm not really sorry, so I won't say I am. These things take time, but more importantly, they take me caring for enough time in one sitting to stop watching tv and dedicate myself to writing something. Rare moment.

To tide you over, I'll tell a quick story of something that just pissed the crap out of me in lieu of the big one that will be coming in the next few days. I just ate a peach, and with that peach, I secured a paper towel on which to carry it. There are four things I can see written on the inked-in decorative designs on this paper towel. They read as follows: "Reach for the Stars", "Live. Love. Laugh.", "Live life to its Fullest", and "Follow Your Heart and Your Dreams Will come True". Next time I need to feel better about myself, I'll ask the Brawny Man. I want to see the douchebag that thinks they're making a difference in the world with self-affirmations on a damn paper towel sheet, and then castrate her. Yeah, I said it, don't worry about it. If you'll excuse me, I have to go self-affirm my ass with some paper towels.

Quicker pick up this, bitch.